Well, the road was long and winding, but you’ll all be glad to know that my journey has finally come to an end! And you know what I discovered? That Larry Butz guy? He ain’t such a useless waste of space after all! I should have realized it sooner. I mean, self-centered, lazy, anti-social…

Why didn’t you guys tell me I was an artist!? Yeesh…

I met her. Her. I-I couldn’t believe it! She was everything I’d hoped she would be and more: smart, sweet, understanding… And her eyes! So kind. So… so perfect. I couldn’t help it. I-I blurted out my entire life story! And after all was said and done and I’d confessed my deepest, darkest sins, she just smiled and gently laughed because she knew. ( Read more... )

You know, ever since that murder at KB Security last month, I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've come to the shocking conclusion that I really don't like the man I've become ( Read more... )